1) Divas. Specifically, male divas. I seem to be a male diva magnet as my housemate is a diva and so is on of my new friend who has been trying quite hard to become close to me. I dislike this personality because I feel that it is just plain weird for someone, regardless of gender to behave like a diva. It's definitely not natural for someone to be a diva. What I mean by a diva is a person who tries to be fabulous by dressing up very extravagantly to attract people , act and talk like a queer or faggot, cause scenes in public by being LOUD, gossip endlessly about people and put on a show in public by giving people false impression. This list of personalities is not isolated diva. Rather, a diva checks off everything I have just mentioned. There's a deeper dislike within me for these type of people. First, they are just plain annoying and I don't understand how one is able to be so oblivious to his or her effect on other people by being loud and socializing in an extremely effeminate way especially guys. Note the effeminate. Do they pick up all these by watching TV and what merit does admiring a diva-ish person on TV carry? Secondly, they are just so Fucking demanding. They are extremely needy and require you to do this and that for them, go out with them frequently, ask for things like your textbooks, invite themselves over to your home and always controlling who you become friends with. I don't like playing games like this with them and I have realized from my experiences with them that I am just not ready to be involved in a relationship with girls. I hate having to go out with them alll the time even though I want to stay at home and do some Fucking Differential Equations questions because the bloody teacher can't express himself in English. They also prevent you from having your own friends and must give consent. I hate hiding my friends for crying out loud. I hate keeping stories, remembering who I can tell this and that too. Lastly, divas like to use you and manipulate you. Never forget that you are dispensable to them, easily controllable and manipulated to suit their own will. I especially hate when they ask me to accompany them even though I need to do work. They will call me, sms me. Man, I just want out.
2) People who speak in accents but are Malaysians. I just hate these people and can't take them seriously. Seriously, some of these people have never lived overseas for a long period. Yet, they somehow manage to develop a foreign accent. I don't get it. This problem is very common among girls. They tend to speak in British, American and even and Australian accent. My question to them? How did you get your accent? Do you have a parent who is a migrant? No. Have you lived in a foreign country for a reasonably long period i.e. 5 years? Did you attend international school? No. Then, how did you get the accent? In the first place, what would you be doing here if you were foreign? If you attended international school, shouldn't you already be in a foreign country? After all, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you go to international school to get a foreign education? Damn annoying this people. Really cannot tahan to the max. Tahap dewa dewa. Got some of them speak in such strong accents. Ask them where they went to school? Jawapan: SMK Seafield, Subang Jaya. What a bunch of fake people who are so damn pretentious. Malaysians have no accents, people! We don't. We usually mix US and British phrases up and jumble it with a bit of BM and China BM. But some people manage to get Aussie accents. These are the weirdest people of all. It does not reflect well on you because it shows who you have been socializing with. Given that we live in Malaysia, a person with an accent would probably be socializing with other pretentious people as well who want to be white. Why do you want to be white so badly? They may be better in every aspect than us the white people are. But remember, don't burden them with your damn lousy Asian genes. to pass on to their children.
3) LOUD people. I don't get why people have to be loud. I really don't. They are loud even though the person who they are talking too is barely a feet away from them. Whylah? Usually when we talk too loud we will notice that we are doing something overboard. But these people just go ahead with being loud and disruptive to quiet loving people like me. They ignore the voices that tell them that they are too loud. This does not reflect too well on them. The only reason I can think of for people to talk loud is too attract attention. You see, I honestly have spoken loud to attract girls before. I therefore know for a fact, that some people speak loud because they want to be noticed by other people especially the opposite sex. Especially in a college like Taylor's where it is hard to be distinguished. Man, why are people so damn desperate these days? I love silence. I don't want the chaos that comes with noise. LOUD people should masuk lokap.
4) People who are not sensitive to other people and are not aware of themselves or the environment. I call these people the Mak Ciks and Pak Ciks. Why? It is simple. It is because when you go to a mall and you are walking, then there is an old Ah Ma in front of you who is walking in the middle of your path in such a way that you can't pass her. She is damn slow and does not know that you want to pass her. There are alot of people suffering from this sindrom in Malaysia especially couples. You see, when you go to malls these days, couples always walk together and they slow you down, a lot. As a single male who has been given the responsiblity of being the hunter-gatherer, I feel that they are in my way and are not up to the pace of my life. They need to date somewhere else because I need to hunt :) Malaysians just don't know how to date these days. They go to the worst places to date like when I'm queuing up to get my food from the food stall, they are there blocking you from taking the forks and spoons. Pleaselah guys, if you ever get a girlfriend, don't do stupid things that will stop time for other people too. Please find someone who is a bit more smarter and is not a NOOB that I can live with. Sorrylah bros, your girls or guys won't get any approval if they walk damn slow next to me. I'll probably tell you the dump her or him because of poor genetic make up, which you would not want your child to have. Apart from that, these Mak Ciks and Pak Ciks should not be allowed to populate this world with cretins of their own. You see, it is because they are unable to take care of children. Taking care of children is a big responsibility and they just give up. They let their children run lose in the cinema, bring crying babies to the damned cinema, let their children push grocery carts in the mall and order their children by sitting down on a bench. Don't have children Malaysians!!!!!! You obviously can't handle them. I see mothers carrying their LV bags while their Indon maids carry the baby. If my partner ever does that, I wouldn't hesitate to give her a beating. Seriously, people like this need to be disciplined. Basically, you can also find Ah Ma's and Ah Pa's at the corridor between classes. They don't know what they are going to do with their lives and just walk by aimlessly, blocking your path when you want to get to MATH 353: Differential Equations class. How sad.
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